I really want to take out all the crumbs from that are wedged into the keyboard. Shaking upside down does not seem to work. it is bothering me immensely.
A lady on the local moms listserv wanted stove-knob covers, the baby-safety kind. I had 4 of them. I can’t find. This bothers me immensely. Where the heck did I put them. It is driving me mad. On the positive, I came to find out they live a few doors down from us. :)
One inch of snow = two hour school delay. Someone in Alexandria needs to go see how the New Englanders survive. Ridunkulous.
The purple ballet-skirt wearing elephant that is my little one’s lovey is getting raggedy. It was purchased in Singapore. I am getting hives because I don’t have a replacement. It says ‘Jim Thomps’ on the tag. ALL stuffed toys should have a twin somewhere and there should be a paper trail on how to get the duplicate when the first one is lost.
My nephew got a glowing report at his preschool that he has become bold and outspoken after the holidays. I guess living with my two ruthless beasties toughened him up. I think we might be onto something here. ka-ching.
I have a sticky on my computer that says ‘return amazon thingy’. Anyone care to tell me what the thingy is? I forgot.
I have come to the realization that I have the worst memory ever. My cousins and sister can somehow remember all these random stories from our childhood… I have no recollection of any of it.
I would not survive in Canada. Leggings under pants is not a good look for the people with thighs that already have a large circumference.
Yes Mario Batali, we know you love them ugly crocs.. but wearing them, with socks, to the White House. Not cool.
Not sure what is wrong with my kids, but I know for a fact that I would take a nap every day if I could. Live it up kids. Something called REALITY is on its way in a dozen years. Where you have to actually work or make dinner and do laundry.
Thank you Bachelor – Wings of Love. Mindless TV at its best. I can’t stand it when TV tries to educate and teach us stuff. enough already. I peeked at Real World – DC the other day too… it might be a new addiction.
Sometimes I can’t wait to hear the end of a story someone is telling, just so I can tell my even-more-funny-and-interesting counter-story. I don’t do it often, I am trying to be a better listener and increase my attention span.
People who are all ME ME ME ME ME bore me. Except me. I don’t bore me. No but really, stuff it people. The rest of us don’t care.
When I complained about, *gasp*,conventional (not organic) grapes being served with the kids meals at Food Matters (a sustainable,local restaurant), a friend reminded me that it was nice to have First World Problems. Touche. Love it. Learned from it. Get a grip Rashmi. No but really…. inorganic grapes.. not cool.
I wish there were brain stickies… you know how when you are waiting for the light to turn green and you get that brilliant idea… there should be a brain stickie for it.. because I forget as soon as the light turns. I could have been a millionaire by now but I forgot all my ideas.
The more you don’t work, the more you don’t want to work. Must. Get. Out. Of . Sluggish. Mode. I don’t work till March. If I can’t feel my nose or fingers, I can’t use a camera and so its a occupational hazard.
And lastly, Macy’s, can you PLEASE STOP telling the world to SHOP ALL THE FREAKING TIME?! Now a ‘its a new year and now you need all new clothes’. STOP IT. A new year is NOT a reason to buy new clothes. Same for you JCrew. Stop sending me email. I mean it.
Hmm.. thats all. Happy January!
xoxo, Rashmi
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